I was traveling on Interstate 10, near El Paso, TX, when I encountered a Homeland Security/Border Patrol checkpoint. The closest thing to this that I have seen was crossing into Canada, or the checkpoints when entering some states to make sure you are not transporting fruit that could carry diseases to their crops. I had no idea what I was supposed to do. I thought about telling them I had no fruit with me, but I suspected that they were looking for something else.
Now I might mention here that I did not have license plates on the RV, because I sort of forgot to find out where and how I was to acquire temporary tags for the purpose of driving through multiple states to get home where I could get it properly titled and licensed. This didn't seem so important until I was pulling up to the inspection area where I noticed multiple official law enforcement type vehicles all over the place to remind me that they may have a problem with my forgetfulness. Well, too late now.
I pulled up to the stop sign. A uniformed man approached the drivers window. I was already nervous. I attempted to lower the power window. I say "attempted" due to the fact that I had never had a reason to lower it, and fumbled for a ridiculously long time trying in vain to lower the window. Note to self: Learning how your windows work is best done prior to encountering law enforcement officials. As it happened, the window controls were opposite the way my car worked, so when I finally hit the right buttons, I kept flipping the windows up, when I thought they should go down. This went on for a ridiculously long time, while the man stood on the other side of the closed window waiting patiently.
When the window finally lowered, the man just stood there. I said, "I have no idea what I'm supposed to do." He said, "Well, you could start by stating your citizenship." Ok, so here's where you need to know that I'm a red-headed, pale-skinned, freckled, middle-aged female. A number of smart answers came to mind. I really wanted to tell him I was Irish, but I ended up sweetly smiling and proudly declaring that I was a United States Citizen.
So then the interrogation started.
Him: "Where are you going?"
Me: "I just bought this RV in Tucson, AZ, and I'm driving it home to Arkansas."
Him: "So you drove to Arizona, and now you're driving home to Arkansas?"
Me: "I just bought this RV in Tucson, AZ, and I'm driving it home to Arkansas."
Him: How did you get to Arizona?
Me: I took a one-way flight, then I bought this RV in Tucson, AZ, and I'm driving it home to Arkansas."
Him: (Oh, please don't ask me again!) "So... you flew to Arizona, and now your driving it to Arkansas."
Me: YES!!! I took a one-way flight, then I bought this RV in Tucson, AZ, and I'm driving it home to Arkansas! I have the title and Bill of Sale in the back, let me show you.
Him: "No, that' o.k. So... How come you didn't know how to use your windows?"
Me: "I just bought it and I'm not used to the window controls."
Him: "And you bought it in Arizona, and you're driving it to Arkansas?"
Me: (You've got to be kidding!!!) "Yes Sir, I have the title and Bill of Sale with me, let me show you. Would you like to look inside?" (Please look inside and see that I'm not hauling illegal aliens, and let me go!)
Him: "So why did you buy an RV?"
Me: "I want to travel. Can I go travel now?"
Him: "You can go. Have a nice trip ma'am."
I drove away praying that he wouldn't come after me and ask why there were no license plates on the vehicle. Thankfully, no one came after me.